Ye Shauharat (A Poem)

Ye shauharat ek khoobsurat pyaasi daayan ki si hai,

Mujhe apni ore kheenchti hai,

Mujhe baahon mein bheenchti hai,

Mere sir ko apni god mein rakh sehlaati hai,

Apni aankhon se mujhe pyaase khwaab dikhaati hai,

Meri palkon pe unhe sajaati hai,

Par jab main iska ho jaon, to ye hi mujhe kaatati hai

Mujhe gehri nind se thapede maar ke jagaati hai,

Mere sapno par se khwaab ki safed chaadar uthaati hai,

Mere maathe pe nukeele nakhoon gadaati hai,

Mujhe apni jakad se giraati hai,

Ye shauharat ek khoobsurat pyaasi daayan ki si hai……

Ye kaamyabi nashe ke adh-bhare gilaas ki si hai,

Mere haath ko apni ore badhaati hai,

Mere honth pe choote hi apni mehak ke dhue se behkaati hai,

Mere sir ko chakraati hai,

Mujhe kaanch se saaf bhram mein sulaati hai,

Aur phir ye hi mujhe subah ke pehle pahar jagaati hai,

Mujhe asliyat se roobaroo karaati hai,

Jab main jaag jaon to mere bistar ke sirhaane baith mujhpar khilkhilaati hai,

Ek kone mein pade toote sheeshe si samajh aati hai,

Jo paaon pad jaye to keel si ghus jaati hai,

Ye kaamyabi nashe ke adh-bhare gilaas ki si hai……

Man and Ape sleep alike in Varanasi

Pigeons on My Balcony

'Dog'gier Than Thou: A 51 'Dog'gy Story

Recently, an Indian stray ‘Dog’gy boarded the Samjhauta Express and got off at Lahore station. The News Channels are claiming that the dog named ‘Gali ka Kutta’ was so frustrated at the Indian Government, its Corruption and Higher Taxes that it wanted to try out a new country. Unconfirmed reports have stated that ‘Gali ka Kutta’ was a regular taxpayer and an honest citizen of the country. The Pakistani Intelligence Agency ISI has alleged ‘Gali ka Kutta’ of being an Indian Spy. Pakistani Newspapers have claimed that ‘Gali ka Kutta’ has been hunted down and slaughtered and its brain has been put up for auction. The Indian authorities are calling it ‘Brain Drain’ and reportedly concerned over it. The family members of ‘Gali ka Kutta’ are demanding that his body be brought back to India but the concerned Indian authorities have declined to comment. Moreover, the vengeful ISI has now sent 50 of their ‘Dog’gy Spies through the same train into India.

An Indian eye witness of the incident was spotted as saying: “This is a ‘Dog’gy move!!! The Pakis are 50 times more ‘Dog’gier than us!!!”

Apparently, the ‘Dog’gy issue still remains to be solved!!!