'Dog'gier Than Thou: A 51 'Dog'gy Story

Recently, an Indian stray ‘Dog’gy boarded the Samjhauta Express and got off at Lahore station. The News Channels are claiming that the dog named ‘Gali ka Kutta’ was so frustrated at the Indian Government, its Corruption and Higher Taxes that it wanted to try out a new country. Unconfirmed reports have stated that ‘Gali ka Kutta’ was a regular taxpayer and an honest citizen of the country. The Pakistani Intelligence Agency ISI has alleged ‘Gali ka Kutta’ of being an Indian Spy. Pakistani Newspapers have claimed that ‘Gali ka Kutta’ has been hunted down and slaughtered and its brain has been put up for auction. The Indian authorities are calling it ‘Brain Drain’ and reportedly concerned over it. The family members of ‘Gali ka Kutta’ are demanding that his body be brought back to India but the concerned Indian authorities have declined to comment. Moreover, the vengeful ISI has now sent 50 of their ‘Dog’gy Spies through the same train into India.

An Indian eye witness of the incident was spotted as saying: “This is a ‘Dog’gy move!!! The Pakis are 50 times more ‘Dog’gier than us!!!”

Apparently, the ‘Dog’gy issue still remains to be solved!!!